December 2007
Road Trip
Quarter to 2 on the 5 north hit Annie’s house party in LA at 11 and saw Rinee and Eugene plus some short crazy girl with plump tits now 270 miles from SF warm Newcastle cows stink and I love my friends
“An erstwhile icon of virility now forced to marshal every faculty in...”
– The Beast, on Hugh Hefner
“No one should be a cock to a stranger, ever!”
– Ray Smuckles, Achewood
“Risibly, the product placement even extends to the (awful) manga, where it...”
– Adam Greenfield, in his review of Monocle.
November 2008
I am nervous about next year’s release of the Sex and the City movie. I am truly worried that it will cause nation-wide female retardation and, irrationally drawn to his New York cachet, women voters will tip the scales in Giuliani’s favor.
Carbonite
Some sort of new coating was placed on the floor of the bathroom our office shares with the others on this floor of the building. It may just be wax, but it seems more resilient than that.
It struck me as very aesthetically pleasing until I noticed the several pubic hairs that have now been veneered to the floor.
They’re frozen in place, just like Han Solo.
June
Last night I randomly met a woman who, up until that point, had only been a Flickr contact. I added her on Flickr while perusing photos tagged with ‘Scolaris’ a few weeks back—she was from North Park and frequented some of the same watering holes as me. Plus, she and her friends looked pretty fun.
It was inevitable that our paths would cross, and I suppose the odds were pretty good...
“If you’re a male: you’re born, you’ve got a finger up your...”
– Dylan Moran, on maturation
From Andrew WK's FAQ circa 2004
Question: Andrew, my friend told me you hit on her at a bar in NYC. Her name was Leslie and she said you smelled really bad. Is this true? asked by dillweed on Saturday, April 3, 2004 Answer: Dear Dillweed, You’re right, I did hit on her. I hit on her all night until she was bloody and smashed beyond recognition. Right when I got into the bar I walked right up to her and hit her right on the...
Hi
Hello, world.
(That’s a nerd joke. I have it in my head that it’s a fitting way to start off a new blog, but it’s probably just cliché by now.)
I really like Tumblr. The interface is simple and intuitive, the design is smooth and restrained, and the copy is succinct and genuine. I also like the usage of (giant) Georgia inside the login fields. I’m a huge sucker for...