August 2008
[Fraudulent boner pill] Enzyte founder gets 25... →
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The Thermals — “Power Doesn’t Run on...
Algorithmic face enhancement →
There are some point-and-shoot cameras that have a ‘slimming’ option which subtly squeezes any human shapes horizontally to make subjects appear a few pounds lighter. How fucking crazy is it going to be when this facial recognition/warping stuff becomes readily available?
Re: Girls On Top
Laying back and watching a girl grind out an orgasm or four is more enjoyable than any other form of entertainment I can think of. It’s like going to the movies times a billion, and pussy smells way better than popcorn.
Richard Kern's guide to taking sexy photos →
Go watch the “Shot by Kern” series on VBS.tv if you don’t already understand how chill this guy is. He’s pretty high up on my Want to Hang Out With list.
My alma mater won a court case against... →
Uh, no, sorry, you can’t have science course credit for your bullshit bible-is-infallible high school classes.
“No, man. It’s not awesome. You’re totally trying way too hard. You’re like a...”
– The New Yorker: An Interview with Dubai (via frontierindex)
She giggled and tugged at her breasts, squeezing them anxiously. It was mostly an exercise in hiding her areolae. “But what if we get caught?”