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by Jędrek Kostecki
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Passion Pit — “Sleepyhead”

I posted this killer track awhile ago, but here’s the part for your eyeballs.

(via mcfaddenisdead, northvilla)

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by Lili Renée
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by Brandon Aviram
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by Nicolas Faig
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Double standard

I think guys who name their dicks are a joke, but any girl who names her snapper is an awesome drinking buddy (i.e. wife) waiting to happen. What’s the deal with that.

Also, I once told a friend that she should call her taint The Ballsack Trampoline.

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“Life is beautiful for people who refuse to be jaded by it. Even in the bleakest, most miserable of all situations there’s always little glints of hope and joy peeking through the awfulness. Never stop looking for them.”

Vice DOs and DON’Ts

“Life is beautiful for people who refuse to be jaded by it. Even in the bleakest, most miserable of all situations there’s always little glints of hope and joy peeking through the awfulness. Never stop looking for them.”

Vice DOs and DON’Ts

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by Vladimir Miladinovic
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by K. Flight
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Sometimes, when I watch TV, I stop being myself and…well I’m a star of a series or I have my own talk show or I’m on the news getting out of a limo, going someplace important; all I ever have to do is be famous. People watch me, and they love me, and I never never grow old. And I never die.

They Live (1988)

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