I think guys who name their dicks are a joke, but any girl who names her snapper is an awesome drinking buddy (i.e. wife) waiting to happen. What’s the deal with that.
Also, I once told a friend that she should call her taint The Ballsack Trampoline.
Sometimes, when I watch TV, I stop being myself and…well I’m a star of a series or I have my own talk show or I’m on the news getting out of a limo, going someplace important; all I ever have to do is be famous. People watch me, and they love me, and I never never grow old. And I never die.
— They Live (1988)