Things to Say During Sex

“I rule / at fuckin’ / my job / is truckin’ / don’t stop / keep suckin’”

(BESTIAL WAIL)

This is where I go swimming.

by rabbit on rabbit
WW

by ocquattro
Weird Wednesday

by Martin Engelbrecht

Summer is winding down. You know what to do.

by Kristopher

As uncool as it is to get all angsty-teenager and worship Fight Club, this shit makes me go all Tyler Durden and I find myself mumbling,

“In the world I see—you’re stalking elk through the damp canyon forests around the ruins of Rockefeller Center. You will wear leather clothes that last you the rest of your life. You will climb the wrist-thick kudzu vines that wrap the Sears Tower. You will see tiny figures pounding corn and laying-strips of venison on the empty car pool lane of the ruins of a superhighway.”

by Alberto Seveso