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Hypocrisy

I post things like the quote below, but the nudity herein remains 99% female.

I think that many desensitized internet-goers (e.g. you) are all for male nudity in theory, but the notion remains elusive in practice.

Listen. Wieners are fantastic. I’ve posted dongs before, but the reception has always been lukewarm at best—despite a sizable female audience!

Maybe it’s because images hit us in the gut, in the the id, the lizard brain. And these days, deep down, we’re all mostly sculpted to hold lady bits in higher esteem than all others.

Plus, for me, finding naked dude photos that aren’t hilariously bad is a genuine challenge. Nightmare Brunette seems adept at collecting visceral male nudity, and there’s always this.

As always, progress hinges on us having more naked, drunken house parties.

horizontal rule, y'all