Man, I sure do love it when some shitty fourteen-year-old photographer leaves their metadata publicly accessible on Flickr so that I can more accurately picture them mishandling their $5000 camera body and $1000 lens.

It’s even better when they geotag those artsy photos of their backyard so I can estimate the hypothetical drive that would allow me to express my displeasure in person.

Oh, and their photos of daddy’s gleaming, red Porsche? Cherry on top.