I gained a lot of followers today. I’m not exactly sure where the boost came from, but this is one surge that is working. Har!

Seriously though, thanks for watching. A great many of you are extremely attractive, and I say this without ever having seen what you look like. SF Tumblr meetup, anyone? (Ohhhhh shit we should get a group together for Bay to Breakers.) Also, big ups to the lady leches in the audience. Your patronage goes the furthest towards legitimizing this inane enterprise.

I was honored that so many strangers are interested in my prattling, but then I reminded myself that you’re here for the skin. That’s okay, your approval of my taste in nudity is reward enough.