The horror!

I guess my favorite part of this dictionary scare (some neurotic mother lobbied her child’s school to remove the MW from the library because it contained a definition for oral sex) is that these kids have internet access and mommy dearest just got up to speed on the dictionary.

The children have seen 2 Girls 1 Cup. Bukkake is an idle playground threat. They are apathetic unless something involves several fists and a mountain of vaseline.

Seriously, think about someone younger than you. If they haven’t witnessed more bizarre sex acts than you yet, they will have soon.

If you are old enough to smile like I do when you hear the bing-bong-kshhhh of a dial up modem, you might as well be a virgin.