@gmail.com I love you. Also:DuolabFlickrLast.fmMuxtapeTumblr (3.0; @syntheticpubes)http://syntheticpubes.com/<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/ulD4H8vXSbuy3yxt1vBomZuO_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>by <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/ciscoestudio">Cisco Vasques</a>http://syntheticpubes.com/post/43557649http://syntheticpubes.com/post/43557649Fri, 25 Jul 2008 16:04:43 -0700<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/ulD4H8vXSbuxqqj3Phq0afUk_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>by <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/yuridojc/">Yuri Dojc</a>http://syntheticpubes.com/post/43556805http://syntheticpubes.com/post/43556805Fri, 25 Jul 2008 15:54:25 -0700<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/ulD4H8vXSbusto2oF3x99Uis_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>by <a href="http://flickr.com/photos/brainheartlunggut/">Angela Stella Boyias</a>http://syntheticpubes.com/post/43546518http://syntheticpubes.com/post/43546518Fri, 25 Jul 2008 13:36:43 -0700<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/ulD4H8vXSbu8r43alRLdzwS9_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>by <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/nudodearbol/">Natalia Dufuur</a></p> <p>It’s late.</p>http://syntheticpubes.com/post/43495123http://syntheticpubes.com/post/43495123Fri, 25 Jul 2008 04:14:52 -0700<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://syntheticpubes.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/43475827/ulD4H8vXSbtz0vj1prr0DhEP&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"></embed><br/><br/><p>Cliff Martinez — “Don’t Blow It”</p> <p>From the soundtrack to <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0307479/"><i>Solaris</i></a>, which I am watching now. By myself. In the dark. Big mistake.</p>http://syntheticpubes.com/post/43475827http://syntheticpubes.com/post/43475827Thu, 24 Jul 2008 23:42:32 -0700<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/ulD4H8vXSbtxdz54xjRYZPFu_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>by <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/henry_wang/">Hongming Wang</a>http://syntheticpubes.com/post/43471802http://syntheticpubes.com/post/43471802Thu, 24 Jul 2008 22:56:43 -0700<p>Too long for a quote post: </p> <blockquote>Then Jad says ‘I think I’ll go to the jewelry store and get you a real pearl necklace,’ and mom hits him with a dishtowel, open-mouthed and smiling. For some reason they think I don’t know what this is, and then as I put the waffles into my mouth all I can think about is Jad, who has been married to my mother for five months, smashing the pig all over my mom’s admittedly ample and still-firm bosoms.</blockquote> <blockquote>…</blockquote> <blockquote>After the pearl necklace breakfast, I called my friend Carl and explained the situation. He sympathized, and told me I could crash on his couch for a week while I tried to look for an apartment. And the plan was hatched. Jad, who is not a bad guy when he’s not welding my mom’s eyes shut, agreed to drive me down.</blockquote> ‘Smashing the pig’ and the welding bit—two awesome euphemisms in one article. There was a bit of a <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2005/10/31/books/31ford.html?ei=5090&en=6246aadeb014430a&ex=1288414800&partner=rssuserland&emc=rss&pagewanted=all">hullabaloo</a> over this series when the real author was revelaed, but whatever. <a href="http://www.themorningnews.org/archives/new_york_new_york/the_letters_of_gary_benchley_rock_star_coming_to_new_york.php">Go read it.</a>http://syntheticpubes.com/post/43454049http://syntheticpubes.com/post/43454049Thu, 24 Jul 2008 18:44:00 -0700<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/ulD4H8vXSbtjr4a9MMCqWTRh_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>by <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/14225675@N02/">Jeff Windich</a></p> <p>“All the flesh,” he thought, “And all it wants.”</p>http://syntheticpubes.com/post/43443260http://syntheticpubes.com/post/43443260Thu, 24 Jul 2008 16:35:00 -0700<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/ulD4H8vXSbtfkjsyj1WnnsJN_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>by <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/ipanemic/">Scott B</a>http://syntheticpubes.com/post/43433528http://syntheticpubes.com/post/43433528Thu, 24 Jul 2008 14:37:57 -0700<a href="http://browser.flock.com/gloss/">Are you a shallow piece of shit? Well, by golly, have we got a browser for you!</a>: “You deserve it. Indulge yourself.” Ughhhh this is awful. Women who read <i>People</i> or <i>Cosmo</i> or their competitors are not allowed to look down upon the neanderthals who read <i>Maxim</i> or <i>FHM</i>.http://syntheticpubes.com/post/43424628http://syntheticpubes.com/post/43424628Thu, 24 Jul 2008 12:56:00 -0700<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/ulD4H8vXSbtb3dr7wfcKQbsF_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>by <a href="http://www.sachafedor.eu/">Sacha Federowsky</a>http://syntheticpubes.com/post/43422861http://syntheticpubes.com/post/43422861Thu, 24 Jul 2008 12:32:37 -0700<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/ulD4H8vXSbt9yusyORe00n8u_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>by <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/scott-5x5-erotica/">Scott Murdoch</a></p> <p>Girls who steadfastly denounce penises as ugly or gross seem to me the type that cannot orgasm during sex. I consider them counterparts to the boys who can’t handle a bit of bush on their partners. All those fools deserve each other. Note my deliberate avoidance of the words <i>women</i> or <i>men</i>.</p>http://syntheticpubes.com/post/43420045http://syntheticpubes.com/post/43420045Thu, 24 Jul 2008 12:01:06 -0700<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/ulD4H8vXSbt5vkyxrlZdHL8m_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>by <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/yofi/">Amanda</a>http://syntheticpubes.com/post/43409362http://syntheticpubes.com/post/43409362Thu, 24 Jul 2008 10:06:35 -0700<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/ulD4H8vXSbt5pzqwqPuBIhHR_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>by <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/kickasskaren/">Karen van Es</a></p> <p>Summertime!</p>http://syntheticpubes.com/post/43408953http://syntheticpubes.com/post/43408953Thu, 24 Jul 2008 10:02:14 -0700“No amount of money may be permitted to lie idle if something may be got for nothing. The capitalist theory of life as a game disallows uncapitalised advantages.”<br/><br/> - <em>John H. Summers (<a href="http://www.kottke.org/remainder/08/07/16113.html">via</a>)</em>http://syntheticpubes.com/post/43316783http://syntheticpubes.com/post/43316783Wed, 23 Jul 2008 15:20:00 -0700<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://syntheticpubes.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/43315994/ulD4H8vXSbs18n7lMDo8pNKb&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"></embed><br/><br/><p>TV On the Radio — “Wolf Like Me”</p> <p>It just feels right.</p>http://syntheticpubes.com/post/43315994http://syntheticpubes.com/post/43315994Wed, 23 Jul 2008 15:09:01 -0700<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/ulD4H8vXSbs0rab8eA5JULc1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>by <a href="http://www.geoffroydeboismenu.com/">Geoffroy de Boismenu</a>, again</p> <p>WW</p>http://syntheticpubes.com/post/43314677http://syntheticpubes.com/post/43314677Wed, 23 Jul 2008 14:55:31 -0700<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/ulD4H8vXSbs0o20amiSYNGON_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>by <a href="http://www.geoffroydeboismenu.com/">Geoffroy de Boismenu</a></p> <p>WW</p>http://syntheticpubes.com/post/43314410http://syntheticpubes.com/post/43314410Wed, 23 Jul 2008 14:53:00 -0700<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/ulD4H8vXSbrxlid8dY2UlBxI_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>by <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/r8r/">Robin Ator</a></p> <p>WW…like a damned nymphomaniac cheeto. (gotta love the ‘$’ vagina)</p>http://syntheticpubes.com/post/43307332http://syntheticpubes.com/post/43307332Wed, 23 Jul 2008 13:27:00 -0700<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/ulD4H8vXSbrwdnjg1u6qiD6f_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>by <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/deusb/">Serguei Deusb</a></p> <p>WW (this is your brain on drugs)</p>http://syntheticpubes.com/post/43304412http://syntheticpubes.com/post/43304412Wed, 23 Jul 2008 12:52:00 -0700